Step One: Log in to the game
Wow, this sure is taking awhile.
I have to enter a secondary password, and I can't change it? And it's only used in the client app? Well, okay then.
Hm, I created this character last year and never touched it ... I'll go ahead and delete this one and get a fresh start.
I have to wait until 7 AM to start playing? Well okay, whatever keeps people from ragequitting.
wait until the next day
Step Two: Log in to the game
It sure would be nice if this game were pinned to my taskbar along with my other MMOs.
Launching the game from the Start screen brings me to a website? But then I click "Start Game" on the website and it brings up a client app.
Okay, I'll just pin that to the taskbar, then exit out and launch that to make sure that it works.
NO I DO NOT WANT TO UNINSTALL MABINOGI
Whew, I found the actual .exe file that starts the game. I'll just pin that to my taskbar.
search DuckDuckGo for why Mabi replaces the launcher with the uninstaller every time you try to pin it
FINE, I will do like this one person tried and create a shortcut to the launcher and then pin that. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Step Three: Log in to the game
Oh crap, the password I chose isn't working. Did I click the wrong key on the onscreen keyboard they made me use? Now what do I do?
I'll reset my account password and hope that fixes it.
Okay, there's an option in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT place to reset the SECONDARY password.
WHY WON'T IT LET ME LOG IN
use your email address as your "account name"
Step Four: Log in to the @#*$ing game
Okay, it'll finally let me delete my old character. Time to create a new character.
WHY IS IT TELLING ME I NEED TO BUY A NEW CHARACTER CARD
WHY DOES A NEW CHARACTER CARD COST ALMOST 8,000 OF THEIR CRAP COINS YOU BUY WITH REAL MONEY
look through their ways to "earn" coins and note that they all ask for your money, credit card number, or email address
I finally found out that at 7 AM on the day after you delete your character they give you another free "character card" to create one with.