Content note: Self-parodying theophobia and sexism, especially in the links.
Reddit atheist: (to anyone remotely religious) God's not real! Your dead family is gone forever! There's no such thing as heaven and you won't be rewarded for being Christian / Muslim!
Reddit atheist: (to his friends) Dude, I am so looking forward to when we can upload our brains to computers. Imma surf Reddit all day and make out with cute sexbots. Let's build our own island just for rational people like us!